Visitors to the BBC News website will today be pleased to read that "Trauma is not rife among UK troops".
Which got me to thinking, under these new journalistic rules, what other items could suddenly break onto the front page of the best news website in the world?
"Saddam Hussein is not still alive and murdering innocent women and children"
"Tony Blair was not spotted buggering a monkey in broad daylight"
"A man from Milton Keynes did not create a machine which could simultaneously end world hunger and make the operator sexually attractive to whoever they wish"
I think I've made my point...
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